I'm very drunk, time for Guess The Uber!

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
10/03/2015 at 00:04 • Filed to: None

This should be easy, what sort of car is driving my gin drunk ass home?

DISCUSSION (21)

TheHondaBro > My citroen won't start
10/03/2015 at 00:08

Is it a Volkkdnwnagenanaen?

Steve in Manhattan > My citroen won't start
10/03/2015 at 00:12

Some sort of Alfa?

wafflesnfalafel > My citroen won't start
10/03/2015 at 00:12

I work with a lady that take Uber to work everyday, (though I don’t think she is drunk every day...) Buses have too many “smelly” people, or so she says.

not for canada - australian in disguise > My citroen won't start
10/03/2015 at 00:15

Chevy Captiva/Opel Antara

whoarder is tellurium > My citroen won't start
10/03/2015 at 00:15

A dreaded Chevy Captiva.

“How heavy can we make a small SUV?” - GM.

Kinja'd!!!

Scary__goongala! > My citroen won't start
10/03/2015 at 00:19

Some kind of GM?

My citroen won't start > Steve in Manhattan
10/03/2015 at 00:23

Not nearly as cool, it was a Captiva, but the 3 vents design is quite alfa-ish indeed.

My citroen won't start > Scary__goongala!
10/03/2015 at 00:23

A Captiva 3.5!

My citroen won't start > wafflesnfalafel
10/03/2015 at 00:24

I only take Ubers when I’m drunk and when I plan to be drunk.

My citroen won't start > TheHondaBro
10/03/2015 at 00:24

Nyet

My citroen won't start > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/03/2015 at 00:24

Ding Ding Ding

My citroen won't start > whoarder is tellurium
10/03/2015 at 00:25

Actually it isn’t bad, the seats and comfy, there is plenty of legroom and the V6 is powerful enough.

Scary__goongala! > My citroen won't start
10/03/2015 at 00:27

Pretty close. I blame Enterprise, we had 1 or 2 Captivas. Still can’t comprehend why someone would buy one of those.

whoarder is tellurium > My citroen won't start
10/03/2015 at 00:29

Oh ok, a V6 wouldn’t be too bad- especially in “drunkpassengerbeingchauffeured” mode.

I had an Ecotec 4cyl version for a rental once. Absolutely had to floor it everywhere to get anything accomplished. Can definitely feel that weight affect the handling too.

boxrocket > My citroen won't start
10/03/2015 at 00:32

The Blursmobile?

Looks like a GM by the color of the lights and the radio font.

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > My citroen won't start
10/03/2015 at 00:34

I like that pic is not focused so I’m seeing it as fuzzy as you are lol

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > My citroen won't start
10/03/2015 at 00:46

*Misses my mom’s Vue, again*

I loved that interior. It felt quality when everything else GM was screwing together at the time (2008) wasn’t. Seats always felt a little hard to me, though.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > My citroen won't start
10/03/2015 at 00:46

Are you Captiva ted by it’s amazing looks and handling?

AddMustard > whoarder is tellurium
10/03/2015 at 04:07

I read that as “landing” not “handling” and thought... no way it had enough power to get airborne.

whoarder is tellurium > AddMustard
10/03/2015 at 08:26

You can get anything airborne if you’re brave enough.

Steve in Manhattan > My citroen won't start
10/03/2015 at 11:38

Yeah - that round vent design threw me.